Don’t Be Shy #TMI Tuesday

This week’s questions are really raunchy. So, I had to get creative. I hope you enjoy my answers and aren’t too offended. Be sure to scroll down to learn how to participate, if you dare.

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Should we be worried about sex robots?

 

Absolutely not! During this time of uncertainty, there are worse things to worry us.

 

A humanoid (a life-like robot) that looks like your biggest crush, and acts exactly the way you hoped your crush would act has been created. This humanoid initiates sex, with you. Would you have sex with the humanoid?

 

In my opinion, I’m too old to have crushes. Besides, I’m still in love with my late husband Bill. So, I’m not about to have sex with any other being.

 

What’s your typical sleep attire?

 

I wear either nightgowns or pajamas, depending on the weather. Once in a while, during the summer, if it’s hot enough in the house, I’ll sleep in the buff.

 

What is the most cringe-worthy thing you have experienced in the bedroom?

 

Turds, believe it or not! If you think dog droppings are bad, try husband poop. If I’ve intrigued you, read My Ideal Partner: How I Met, Married, and Cared for the Man I Loved Despite Debilitating Odds to learn more. Needless to say, I don’t have a pet because during the six years I cared for Bill after the strokes that paralyzed his left side, I picked up enough fecal matter to last a lifetime.

 

Are you satisfied with the amount of after-sex affection (e.g., spooning, cuddling, intimate conversation) you receive? Yes or no. If no, how could it be better?

 

I don’t believe a relationship should be based purely on sex. Bill was impotent, but neither of us cared. We were glad to be with each other in any way we could. Again, you can learn more about this by reading My Ideal Partner.

 

Bonus: What is your most useless skill?

 

I don’t have any useless skills. In my opinion, all the things I can do are necessary in order to survive.

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Now, it’s your turn. Click here to learn how to participate. Alternatively, you can put your answers in the comment field below. Remember. Don’t feel like you have to answer all the questions. But if you want, you can do what I did and use your answers to promote your work. Have fun!

By the way, from July 1st through 31st, you can download My Ideal Partner and The Red Dress absolutely free from Smashwords as part of its annual summer/winter sale. Click here to visit my Smashwords author page.

Also, for those of you who use the National Library Services for the Blind and Print Disabled, The Red Dress is available for download from their site here. Thank you for reading.

New! The Red Dress

Copyright July 2019 by DLD Books

Front cover contains: young, dark-haired woman in red dress holding flowers

When Eve went to her high school senior prom, she wore a red dress that her mother had made for her. That night, after dancing with the boy of her dreams, she caught him in the act with her best friend. Months later, Eve, a freshman in college, is bullied into giving the dress to her roommate. After her mother finds out, their relationship is never the same again.

Twenty-five years later, Eve, a bestselling author, is happily married with three children. Although her mother suffers from dementia, she still remembers, and Eve still harbors the guilt for giving the dress away. When she receives a Facebook friend request from her old college roommate and an invitation to her twenty-five-year high school class reunion, then meets her former best friend by chance, she must confront the past in order to face the future.

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Author: abbiejohnsontaylor

I'm the author of two novels,, two poetry collections, and a memoir. My work has appeared in various journals and anthologies. I'm visually impaired and live in Sheridan, Wyoming, where for six years, I cared for my totally blind late husband who was paralyzed by two strokes. Please visit my website at http://www.abbiejohnsontaylor.com.

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