Today, I’m fifty-five years old, and I don’t know whether to celebrate, start planning my own funeral, or do both. Meanwhile, here’s a poem I wrote a while back about my birth. Of course I don’t remember any of this. I’m just going by bits and pieces my parents told me over the years. You can click this link to hear me read it.
HOW I CAME INTO THE WORLD
One in the morning, June 1961,
Mother admitted to New York Hospital,
Dad fell asleep on the waiting room couch,
woke in the early morning light,
stumbled to the cafeteria for breakfast,
returned to find Mother still in labor,
read a newspaper, consumed a pack of cigarettes,
went home for lunch and a shower,
came back to discover I still hadn’t arrived,
read The New Yorker with another pack of smokes,
got a hamburger and beer for supper,
late that evening, received good news,
was allowed to see us,
Mother barely conscious, me at her breast.
Why was Dad so calm, so collected?